Da Queen FLOP
my taco was this big

random katy perry fans

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Old XTina

  • dirty
  • slutty
  • annoying marathon runs when she sings

Recent XTina

  • swollen
  • haggard
  • annoying runs when she forgets the words to a song

 

while we’re at it, why is she “XTina”? You don’t say “XTmas” you say “XMas”.