BIONIC 3D TOUR Announcement/PREVIEW!
Dear fans, I’m so excited to announce that my BIONIC tour is finally HERE! My first stop is this January! with my opening act Simon Curtis!
Venues are still being booked as i type, my assistant is frantically making phone calls to stadiums nation wide, ordering merchandise and i’ve been just so very busy in rehearsals deciding which make up gun to bring on the road with me! I’ve got a personal caterer courtesy of tacobell, im leaving my kid with his dad, because you know Concertina is gonna bring it. My vocals are charged and ready for slaughter, i CAN’T wait to blow your eardrums with my beautiful perfect voice/range/octave etc. xoxo see you there!
- tickets available exclusively via paypal
- must purchase copy of BIONIC at door to enter
- no gaga fans
- no britney fans
- no adele fans
- no mandy moore fans
- crazed/fanatic Xtina fans are welcome
- gays will be seated at all front rows ( xtina loves the gays)
- no video cameras/cellphones or reproductions of concert are permitted, fines range $1000-$10000
- No moves like jagger requests
- Ms. Xtina may at any point to decide to sit through the entire concert and sing acapella
- set list may vary/change depending on Ms Xtinas mood
- concert may end ubruptly depending on mood swings
- NO GAGA
- no monsters
