1. fans? -check
2. incredible succes? -check
3. Burlesque Laugh? -CHECK
Dear fans, this week has been full of excitement, my announcement set the media on fire causing a lot of commotion as i tend to do, im just such a firecracker *cackels, sips wine* Yes my BIONIC tour is a go! I’m just so very excited and i will not keep you waiting any longer! I am happy to announce the name of my Bionic tour is Da Flop Queen Presents: THA BIONIC TORNADO TOUR - BIONIC RISING!
and as for the constant questions about my tour being in 3D, YES it will be in 3D!!!! THREE DIMENSIONS OF ME! LEGENDTINA! I know you’re all just very excited about this! my assistant has SLAVED away making these hand crafted STATE OF THE ART 3D BIONIC glasses. NO OTHER ARTIST HAS EVER DONE THIS before, i know critics have called this tour “useless” and “completely irrational” but i just love my fans!
Dear fans, I’m so excited to announce that my BIONIC tour is finally HERE! My first stop is this January! with my opening act Simon Curtis!
Venues are still being booked as i type, my assistant is frantically making phone calls to stadiums nation wide, ordering merchandise and i’ve been just so very busy in rehearsals deciding which make up gun to bring on the road with me! I’ve got a personal caterer courtesy of tacobell, im leaving my kid with his dad, because you know Concertina is gonna bring it. My vocals are charged and ready for slaughter, i CAN’T wait to blow your eardrums with my beautiful perfect voice/range/octave etc. xoxo see you there!