XtinaLiving Ep 12
Episode 12 Xtina and Britney hang out
Xtina: slams on the breaks of her rented minivan covered in decaying Bionic posters outside of Britneys house.
Britney: *lays on couch playing with her hair and smoking*
Xtina: *texts britney* Heyyy grrl, its me tina, im outside
britney: *takes her time walking to xtinas mini-van* Oh mah gaaahd is this what you drive?! and yer so late i almost fell asleep, be fast cus im meeting jason soon
Xtina: you made plans? i thought we were gonna hang out?
britney: just drive
Xtina: growing insecure that shes losing britneys friendship xtina plays YOU LOST ME and turns the volume all the way
Britney: *rolls eyes*
Britney: maybe we should go through the draahv thru its pretty hot
Xtina: makes a snap decision & rolls her car onto the freeway
Xtina: "ill take her to taco bell and show her an awesome time and she wont get bored of me!" - she thinks to herself
Britney: OH MAH GAAAHD!!! ARE YOU CRAZY U STUPID FLOP YER GON KILL MEH!!
Xtina: i do this all the time, I RUN LA! im gonna show you a whole new world, like when we were teens and i went down on you!!
Car: continues rolling through freeway, swerving and going in and out of lanes causing car pile ups
Britney: WHAT?!
TO BE CONTINUED...
FIGHTERS
we need to make as many posts as we can of all of xtina’s success & awards & honors & take over the tag”floptina” show them who owns the thrown.
“I never worry about the words” LMFAO DEAD and I love how she acts like she doesn’t know the words to “Single Ladies” bitch please
BIONIC 3D TOUR Announcement part 2.
Dear fans, this week has been full of excitement, my announcement set the media on fire causing a lot of commotion as i tend to do, im just such a firecracker *cackels, sips wine* Yes my BIONIC tour is a go! I’m just so very excited and i will not keep you waiting any longer! I am happy to announce the name of my Bionic tour is Da Flop Queen Presents: THA BIONIC TORNADO TOUR - BIONIC RISING!
and as for the constant questions about my tour being in 3D, YES it will be in 3D!!!! THREE DIMENSIONS OF ME! LEGENDTINA! I know you’re all just very excited about this! my assistant has SLAVED away making these hand crafted STATE OF THE ART 3D BIONIC glasses. NO OTHER ARTIST HAS EVER DONE THIS before, i know critics have called this tour “useless” and “completely irrational” but i just love my fans!
- BIONIC TOUR DATES COMING SOON!
- SET LIST COMING SOON!
- GUEST APPEARANCES TO BE CONFIRMED!
- merchandise not yet available!
