Christina Aguilera Time Magazine 100
By Celine Dion
From the beginning of Time Christina Aguilegend was a gifted singer, the most gifted of all, born into flopdom, Xtina rose from the ashes as a tarnished phoenix ready to fly as she made her way from star search on to the mickey mouse club, It was there that her story would truly begin…
Outshining the competition at an early age, Queentina proved that she not only had an impeccable vocal ability over Britney AND Justin, but she also had a unique acting ability that would later lead her to cinematic fame. Legendtina graduated from the mickey mouse club temporarily granting her a quick exile from Godneys shadow, she would soon be signed to RCA and become the face of Mulan, an asian cross dressing disney character or whatever… Anyway this led to success and Grammys all while never really reaching the potential of her nemesis BRITNEY SPEARS, Grammys are still an achievement, and while Britney was on her way to becoming an Iconic infamous Pop music Legend
Queentina released flawless albums such as Stripped, Such as Back to Basic, cementing her as a true musical artist in the music hall of infamy, A few years later my queen Xtina, began working on BIONIC. Her greatest and most daring work of art.
BIONIC was Christinas Indie project, a way for her to escape the chains and expectations of mainstream music and create an underground musical take over, Xtina then quickly joined the internet as “FLOPTINA” gathering her fans from all over the world and pioneering the world of social media to promote her music, her art and herself, this would lead to a reality tv series XTINALIVING, a massive success for SYFY, Xtina achieved massive success as an underground artist, BIONIC went on to set musical milestones not only in popculture but in her career as well. HA!
Later would come LOTUS an incredibly personal, raw taste of Xtinas soul (also an indie album) followed by a ciesta from her SMASH reality show THEVOICE
Without a doubt, she’s one of the most talented artists the world has ever seen and heard, and I think she’s going to continue to amaze us for many, many years to come.
