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*is triggered about breast implants*
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Which Is Which? Famous Stripper or Famous Child Actor
ew her implants are gross
I want a baby so I can be the next Kim Kardashian!
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i feel this on a spiritual level
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Anonymous asked: for the anon mountainsofdick. tumblr. com/image/50936136847
Anonymous asked: Please, please, please, a link to the pic of that boy without the burger king! Please, please, please!
Omg calm down, his asshole was gross either way, I’ll try and look for it tomorrow
Anonymous asked: You made a website for this shit?
truequeenedwina asked: ew calvin harris is ugly though. you could do better tbh
HOW DARE YOU!!! IN MY HOME! YOU DAMN CRIPPLE IM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME! MALDITA!
Anonymous asked: Calvin is dating Rita Ora hahaha!
rita ora who? i’ve never heard of this person therefor they must not exist, so therefore Calvin is still mine, pictures dont lie
Anonymous asked: would you date someone with muffin top?
calvin doesnt have a muffin top! so no!
truequeenedwina asked: is it wrong that I want to eat your kebab, if you catch my drift ;)